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username is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

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username is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

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I see you’ve met my daughter.

“Moooom! Dad tried to make me eat broccoli!!”

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When that happens on your own machines it’s at the same level of Windows’ “contact your system administrator” messages

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Once Ubuntu couldn’t finish an upgrade and GDM told me to contact my system administrator. On my computer.

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zsh: command not found: $eat

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sudo apt install eat

mkdir food

touch food/babyfood

eat --autofill applepuree food/babyfood

eat food/babyfood

If refuses, use eat -f. If the baby still refuses, it means you don’t have permissions to the baby which means it’s not your baby!

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if it’s not your baby and it’s hungry, just sudo chmod 666 it, so everyone can feed it, but nobody can execute it.

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eats’ quantifier is apparently greedy by default

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$sudo’s an unset variable on your machine

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I use Arch btw


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