Eat a salad
Looks like icy conditions, he needs to switch over to his winter feet.
Us bigger fellas take a while to feel the effects of cold weather. #justfatpeoplethings
Dude, I’m massive, but my skin is still on the outside.
It’s less-dangerous for me to be in the cold, but I definitely feel it.
Proof of shitty railing or super strength?
Dude’s built like Mr. Incredible at the beginning of The Incredibles so….
Is that normal to have the mailbox attached to the railing like that? Where I live they’re always attached to the side of the house next to the door unless there’s a free standing box out by the curb
Varies. It is kind of nice to the mail carrier who doesn’t have to walk up those steps and can deliver to the house that much easier. It would be a walking route, so I would bet the carrier would appreciate it if everybody had their mail box that conveniently located and avoiding slippery steps.
Probably rusted out. Sometimes some top rails are carelessly welded which leaves a gap where it attaches to the square tube. In time, water accumulates inside the tube and pools on the bottom, rusting away from the inside out. To the naked eye it might just look like fine since it’s covered by 17 coats of paint, but structurally it’s just corn flakes.
SOURCE: Grew up in the Caribbean and Louisiana. First salt (Caribbean) then rain & half-assed everything (Louisiana).
