Your body doesn’t heal itself. Cuts need stitches that must be permanent. Bones need to be screwed together even if just cracked. How you doing?
41 points
D-E-D, dead.
40 points
We’ve all bled out.
15 points
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28 points
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If you’ve ever broken a bone, just assume you’d be dead of infection.
Actually let’s take this further: multicellular life wouldn’t exist. Life wouldn’t exist. Cell division requires both cells to heal themselves. This is a silly question.
1 point
21 points
I’m not the first born child, I likely would not be alive
20 points
Very very very dead. The first cut you get would cause you to bleed out and die. It would be a miracle to survive to one year old
1 point
Stitch that bad boy up to stop the bleeding. You’re just stuck with the stitches for life.
1 point
