57 points

My wife is the programmer.

Instead of a rubber duck, I gave her a plush frog for her desk.

To help her catch all the bugs.

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8 points

Oh that’s cool

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39 points

I either solve the problem or get wrecked

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5 points

get ducked

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I was using a nice firefighter duck named Cleo, but he was underperforming so he had to be let go. Now I have Rufus:

I was afraid a mouse wouldn’t be able to do a duck’s job, but he threatened to sue so I had to give him a shot. Glad I did, he’s proven as capable as any duck I’ve known.

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4 points

How many ducks have you known, personally?

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5 points

Enough.

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30 points

I’ve got a small army

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16 points

Whoa! You’ve got the entire executive team.

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5 points

A cluster duck, if you will.

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21 points

This or anyone near me 😅

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Ah finally another duck. I was thinking if I should also get a toy named cover, because whenever I hear duck my brain autocompletes: …and cover. Because of this shit: https://youtu.be/zMnKNHNfznE :-)

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