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Got the dog and a blanket. What more could you want?

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Another dog so you can pet one with each hand.

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Or, you could pet the same dog with both hands.

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stupid question but I’ve seen in American tv shows that the wife asks the husband to sleep on the couch when she’s not happy with him… is that a stereotype or does it really happen?

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I’m Australian, but my fiancé and I tend to do the inverse. Whoever is angry sleeps on the couch.

It’s a much better system, because it incentivises trying to solve the problem

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What if both are angry? :D

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Then we both sleep on the couch obviously

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Then netflix makes a true crime docuseries about the murder

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If my wife’s mad at me for something I said or did, she’ll sleep on the couch. -American

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Canadian here. The upset person sleeps on the couch. Rarely happens because our couch isn’t comfortable lol.

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Yes, it’s true. Source: have slept on the couch once.

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I have a firm no one kicks me out of my own bed rule

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Canadian confirming that the angry party leaves the bed. Usually me because I need time to think it through, get pissy and maybe a little childish, get over being pissy and childish and then go talk about it once I’ve realized how I was probably wrong or have come up with a way that accurately describes how I was wronged and why that makes me angry or sad. My husband is also the type that needs to think it out before talking so it works, unfortunately his process is way slower than mine.

I don’t know if it is a healthy way of dealing but it works for both of us and neither of us had healthy examples of any relationship in our lives so we take what we can get

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calming down taking time to think things through sounds like a healthy relationship to me

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Happenens to me when i win the argument. This is not mysogony but reality. Ofc not all woman are like that.

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Yeah but you dared bring that up on the internet which makes you an incel loser

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Own it, king

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Wife bad

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Haha yes, good joke, by the way, have you seen these new fangled automobiles? They’ll never replace the good old fashioned horse and carriage. I also hear some Austrian dickhead is making moves in Germany - hope it doesn’t spark another war. Anyway, I’m off to beat my wife and suppress my emotions, because it’s apparently 1920.

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This is a pre-boomer joke 💪

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Oh, be fair, lots of men still beat their wives and suppress their emotions.

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Tru tru, likely cos they wanna harken to a century ago when it was practically the law

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Well, some probably. But also, humans are often violent. It’s pretty hardwired in. And some men are wired to be more violent than others unfortunately. That’s before we even get into cycles of abuse and all that environmental stuff. Like, the 1920s were three generations ago. Not excusing them at all, but lots of men are dealing with generational trauma that easily goes back further than that.

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