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The codebase I’m working on would give chatGpt an aneurysm. I’m actually a ghost.

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Lmao I asked chatgpt to restructure a POST API to a bash file and it started writing fan fiction

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I never knew I needed API fanfiction

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I’m guessing you’re using opencart cuz I’ve been working with an old codebase for around a year and I would love if any code analysis or intelisense actually worked… on xml files… with php in them… with javascript in php variables… with calls to php inside xml files…

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Yo dawg, I heard you like code

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Except you have to tell your microwave that the ingredients it used don’t actually exist.

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It’s a pretty good analogy for other reasons too. You may be able to make some tasty stuff in a microwave and it’s brilliant for a bunch of uses… but you wouldn’t call yourself a chef, or serve it to anyone who expected “gourmet shit”.

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you wouldn’t call yourself a chef, or serve it to anyone who expected “gourmet shit”.

Hell yes I would!

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Thanks, Applebee’s!

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I can read docs???

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