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This implies the robot runs Windows… Fuck that’s dirty, it needs to be punished…

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11 points

Nobody thinks “kernel panics” is funny sorry but I did think this over.

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4 points

dont worry, linux is adding a bsod

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3 points

Do people think Linux adding BSOD means it will crash more? It just means it’ll show crash data differently for GUI users.

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1 point

I didn’t want to believe you but you know, this actually makes sense. Storing panic data is a removed.

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13 points

“King/queen” is clumsy and unreadable. Should go for a gender neutral “monarch”

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6 points

You do you my highness

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9 points

so much bloat, my personnal sexbot run under GNU/Linux

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5 points

I need libreboot in my sexbot

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3 points

Fork it harder, bby.

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1 point

Reactos can also blue screen

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You wanna make Abraham Maslow roll over in his grave? Because this is how you make Abraham Maslow roll over in his grave.

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4 points

People don’t need food or shelter anymore, don’t ya know? Just give the people someone to shit fury over and they’ll open their damn wallets for you.

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2 points

Why do you want to fuck them so bad

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