EDIT: since apparently a bunch of people woke up with the wrong foot this morning or forgot to check the group they’re in:

This is a joke. Do not steal or vandalize speed enforcement cameras (or anything else for that matter). That’s against the law and you will likely get arrested.

If you’re addicted to crack or any other drugs, please seek professional help.

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Literally 1984 2024

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Or maybe some people just need more coffee 🤷🏻‍♂️

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People get too embarrassed about publicly being wrong. I went in on someone recently in a comment thread, typed up like a whole paragraph tearing down what I thought was an indefensible point.

Homeboy replied like “hey you misread my comment”

Rather than edit everything away to hide my shame, I just replied with “you’re right, I’m drunk on a cruise!” and it was honestly a highlight of the voyage. Maybe some randys can get the same enjoyment out of rereading the interaction, and that’s way more than anyone would get out of “edit: whoops”

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The amount of times I’ve seen the “oops, you’re right, sorry/thanks!” equivalent on Lemmy makes me think this place really has attracted some good people.

Disclaimer: yes we have trolls, shit posts, hot takes, etc.

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it was honestly a highlight of the voyage

Bruh if getting politely corrected on social media is the highlight of your holiday, you gotta find a better type of holiday.

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That’s honestly a really great approach. I’m going to do that next time I fuck up at work. Boss: “The production server is down and the database is hosed!”

Me: Omg I’m so sorry! I’m drunk on a cruise!

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If I was embarrassed I would have deleted the post.

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In Finland we steal dynamite from construction sites and do some sudden nightly dismantling. No crackheads needed.

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It does amaze me how many people I’ve met who have a vicious hatred towards speed cameras. Especially interesting e: in a country where people have so much respect for the police.

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We don’t like the idea a private company is enforcing laws not for safety but for profit. Especially when things like shortening of yellow light time and cameras that don’t properly report speed. It’s horseshit.

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A private company?

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Capitalism caused a problem?

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Wait we have respect for the police in Finland?

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Are you genuinely asking? Because we absolutely have respect for the police, it’s literally the most highly respected job.

https://www.is.fi/suomi100/art-2000005208545.html

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Dey took 'r jobs

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What about vodka, is that needed?

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Not always needed but always appreciated.

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What’s the copper to crack exchange rate currently?

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5.5lbs of copper is apparently about 20$ worth

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What is that? Like 1 crack?

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“1 crack please, Mr. Dealer, sir.”

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But that doesn’t mean that you’d get the full $20 if you take it to a scrapyard. Still pretty good though. A relative of mine searches dumpsters for metal stuff and gets good money selling it to scrapyards. They have a job and good money. I think they just do it as a sidehustle and for fun

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Wait I can buy 5 lbs of copper for 20 dollars? Making ingots sounds like a blast. Or coinage!

Edit: this is high quality copper, right?

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No, it’s a melted down speed camera.

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Dude is about to write a complaint letter to crackhead-nasir

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That can’t be true, that seems incredibly cheap.

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Don’t know how there would be that much copper in there.

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Perhaps you’re not the intended target audience, then.

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Yes, the intended target audience is desperate addicts who can be tricked into committing a crime that doesn’t actually benefit them at all.

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Yes, the intended target audience is desperate addicts who can be tricked into committing a crime that doesn’t actually benefit them at all. benefits society.

FTFY

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are you sure? There’s only 1 way to find out

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Hey it me, ur mayor. I give u permission do it do it

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That doesn’t sound quite right, but I’m sure there’s some platinum in there to make up for anything short of 5 lbs.

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Or a Balrog.

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