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And most of them are your grandma and her friends ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ต

โ€œSuch a handsome boy! Have a cookie my dearโ€

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Iโ€™m sure at least some of them are down for pound town.

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they can even take off their teeth!

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11 points

grandma has a lot of friends

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At least you still get a cookie!

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Thatโ€™s assuming youโ€™ll meet literally every person on earth

Letโ€™s say you will have a meaningful interaction with 1000 people ever, 1% of that leaves you with 10

If youโ€™re not bi make it 5 before you even start considering wether you also find those people attractive back, if theyโ€™re single and in the right age range

So get that confidence back down. Statistics are a bitch

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That just sounds like single people need to travel more.

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with what money

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People can walk across Brazil, up through Central America, through Mexico and cross the Rio Grande into the United States without any money. Youโ€™re just not trying hard enough.

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Yeah, its also not a binary โ€œattractive/unattractiveโ€. Out of those 10 people, they would be some who will find you neither attractive or unattractive, just kinda meh. And THEN add some who might find you attractive, but are either in a relationship themselves or like double or more your age.

I want that confidence back! Give it here, buddy, we dont deserve it!

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1000 people ever

for your whole life that seems like a low estimate, but yes itโ€™s gonna take a long time to find that 1%

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Yeah but I donโ€™t find them attractive.

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Not even 1% of them?

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Yeah maybe! Thatโ€™s still 750,000 so maybe Iโ€™ll find someone after all.

Hopefully some of them live nearby.

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Canโ€™t believe all those 75 mil people can have such a wrong opinion

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I want all 75 million people to join me in an orgy. Itโ€™ll be the ugliest thing on earth.

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Orgies should really become more normalized in society.

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Whatโ€™s stopping you from organising one?

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Donโ€™t know the right people :/

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Itโ€™s spelled orgynizing when itโ€™s an orgy

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I mean if you are to believe what some politicians say, we arenโ€™t too far off

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Yeah idk, orgies are cool and all but itโ€™s a bit crowded

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