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I wonder what it sounds like to physically speak something in parentheses

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The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt (which was the style at the time).

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There’s a slight change in tone.

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mumbly?

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Ah yes, the real estate agent that gets startled when you open the door for them. Rare breed.

Edit: I guess they didn’t say they answered the door, just the knocks.

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There is an odd similarity between 4chan green texts and linkedin lunatics that I have only just noticed.

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Definitely a formula that they seem to follow.

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It’s the fake estate agents you have to worry about.

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