149 points

My childhood friends started saying that anyone working after noon on Friday is disorganized and I think it’s beautiful.

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67 points

It don’t matter how organized I am, my boss sees I’m done by noon on a friday he’ll give me more service calls, shop time or some other job to do.

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Wow, Sounds like you really need to work on your time management skills.

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53 points

That’s where you’re going wrong, you still need to pretend you’re doing work

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19 points

Just don’t say you’re done with your work.

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10 points

That only works until the last call I did calls to pay their bill and now the office knows I’m done my work. I usually just suck it up and take more work, I’d hoestly rather that than twiddle my thumbs for a few hours.

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15 points

That’s why you develop the talent of looking busy while not doing shit.

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1 point

That’s not the type of job they are referring to.

They’re referring to jobs where you have overarching goals and deliverables but aren’t logging actions to the event, or to the hour.

I’ve had jobs like yours and steady, dependable, maintainable pace is the way to get through the week. Don’t over promise, don’t look available for random new tasks.

At my current gig I have tasks issued at the 2 week level, and aside from very rare requests for assistance or discussion, I’m left to my to-do list, and my predetermined commitments. If I consistently meet my commitments, and show up for scheduled meetings, no one gives a shit when I actually work. It’s great but requires the right environment.

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26 points

Must be nice to not have billable hours to worry about…

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39 points

It is. You should try to move to a career where you sell the results of your labor, not the time it takes to achieve them. Easier said than done, I know. Good luck!

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6 points

I think I would have to get a govt job in my career path to be able to do that. I’ve considered it, but idk if I really want to or not.

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16 points

I already finished all my work for the sprint that ends on Tuesday. It’s Thursday at noon currently.

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87 points

How about also, “Wow, seems like you need to work on your resource planning skills,” when a manager tries to demand unpaid overtime?

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I think you might just straight say “management skills” because that’s bare minimum part of their fucking job to organize a schedule well enough so they don’t have to have people running into overtime to get the job done. That is time management, too, because you’re supposed to know how long it takes each employee to do shit, and you should be fucking organizing based on that.

I’m so fucking sick of skeleton crews. I’m pushing 50 and the last 25 fucking years has been nothing but skeleton crews where if one person calls out sick everything falls apart. Sorry, that’s inefficient as hell. If one person calling out wrecks everything, then that means you’re doing it fucking wrong and maybe you need one or two more people to help cover the gaps. I’m sure it makes them beaucoup bucks in the short term, but the profits from ruining your relationship with your customer base won’t last. Eventually customers do get sick of being treated like shit. (Corporations are banking on all of them similarly treating you like shit so you won’t have any real options that are better.)

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10 points

skeleton crews

I’m not a manager, but if I had a business critical three person job and some busywork, I’d schedule four people minimum. Probably five if the busywork is important at the time.

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6 points

Managers lower the bus factor to like .8 and force everyone else to work too hard to pick up the slack. Then they act shocked when somebody gets hit by a bus and it all falls apart.

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6 points

beaucoup bucks

I’ve never seen this phrase in print before and the spelling is fucking me up a bit ngl

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5 points

I had to look it up to make sure I was spelling it right!

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2 points

Literally every order at my last job bottlenecked through me. That meant that I got shit every time I dared to take time off because it meant one of the salespeople had to do my job and they didn’t even know how to do it well because our processes kept changing and only I was keeping up. I was paid dick despite that too. So glad to be away from that fucking job.

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12 points

I’d straight up tell a boss that asked for unpaid overtime that their failure to allocate resources is money out of my pocket if and only if you want to hear from the DoL.

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12 points

Unfortunately, many jobs that do this are salaried exempt.

Now, whether they are miss categorized is a different story. That’s why my wife’s old workplace is going to get some attention from the IRS and DOL when she finishes her month’s notice.

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2 points

Normalize I ionizing so you can have more frank discussions with management with more protection.

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79 points

My coworkers give me shit for not working late all the time. Like, I work late when I absolutely have to or get permission to make up missed time. I refuse to stay just because lol.

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26 points

Have you tried hating your home life?

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4 points

I have not. Think I should give it a try…?

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19 points

At my last job, I would clock-watch like a kid in school and bolt out of there when it got to be 5. No fucking way was I staying there any longer than I had to.

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7 points

Soon I’m going to be part of our safety management team, I respect this type of attitude. I don’t want all of our employees being exhausted all day, that’s dangerous. Go home, get rest, relax, come back 100% tomorrow. Any other attitude is unsustainable and irresponsible. I do appreciate the need to SOMETIMES work overtime. I’d really like to understand the positive feedback loop that’s involved with excessive overtime but that’s not my specific field of study.

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5 points

Same tho. Like, I do my job well when I am expected to work and work over when absolutely necessary. I think that’s good enough lol.

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9 points

Your coworkers shame you for not donating your time to the company?
Seems pretty fucked up. sounds like yall need a union rep.

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5 points

Them mofos need to get a fuggin life

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3 points

Ikr??

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2 points

Do they just hate their life that much? I feel nothing but pity for those fools.

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55 points

I had someone boast that they had all their vacation days at the end of the year because they were so “devoted”. I just said it seems they have bad time management since this time off was included in schedules.

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6 points

So very illegal around here.

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7 points

Is here too. So they had to take a whole month off in one go due to bad planning of holiday time.

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3 points

I end up with a lot of extra because I get comp time instead of overtime and we’re critically understaffed.

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3 points

what a tool

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1 point

Yeah, I’ve got tons of PTO accrued and it only makes shit awkward as now I need to slowly use it up

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Think of it this way. Every time you got a raise you made money, because all of that accrued PTO is now worth more $$$ per hour.

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39 points

Not a meme.

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8 points

that is true

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4 points

true that is

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3 points

Is that true?

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