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I mean, you can make eye contact with it if you want.

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No, the government will beam harmful rays into your eyes that make them hurt and force you to look away. Wake up, sheeple

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All free thinkers challenge the Sky Orb.

What, you’re going to let the guvment tell you what to do?

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guberment

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Being stabbed in the eyes by solar rays just sounds badass.

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“Stabbed in the Eyes by Solar Rays”

Sounds like a good indie band name.

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OP, be the hero we all need, stare directly at the sun and show it who’s the boss for us, the little people. Don’t blink and win that starring contest!

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I’ll save everyone from the orb in the sky

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Seriously, in like fifth grade was the first time someone told me vehemently not to stare into the sun. Of course, before then, I never even considered the idea. So shortly after that I stared into the sun for long as I could tolerate. I saw spots for days after that.

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I do question it. I stare it down every morning to keep it in its place. You’re welcome.

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I am over here, Sir. That is a telephone pole.

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Yes, I agree all non believers in the orb to stare intently at it. Prove the orb believers wrong.

staring at orb comment is not legal advise. Any damage received from Orb Lord, for daring to glimpse the brilliance of the orb, must be dealt with directly with orb

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You’re allowed to, but you’ve been warned not to if you enjoy sight.

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Sight is just the price we pay for the eldritch knowledge* staring at the sun gives us.

* Should not have stared at the sun.

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(you need to escape the asterisk with a “\” in front of it if you don’t want it to be formatted into a bullet point since it’s at the beginning of a new line)

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Right, thank you for the heads-up. :)

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