121 points

This is like the wholesome flipside of prepperism.

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It’s like the guys who carry expensive pocket knives everywhere hoping someone will need to cut something.

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You haven’t lived until some needs a knife to open something on christmas and 5 of the 6 adult males in your family are just standing there holding their pockets knives for you to choose from.

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27 points

And then the guys look around & start geeking out over each other’s knives.

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25 points

I always go out with my HP 50g in case someone needs to solve a numerical integration and I’m the only one with a graphical calculator.

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8 points

I used to work next to this guy. If a box came in, I would just cut the packing tape open with a house key from my pocket… unless he saw me looking like I was about to open the box.

Then I needed to wait for him to walk over with his damn leatherman and flip it to just the right thing. Whole ordeal usually added time to the stupid box opening.

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3 points

This is why I daily carry a Skeletool, no scratching at nail nicks trying to get the right tool out, the blade opens like any other pocket knife, there’s no “which one is it”, it’s one pull for a screwdriver and two pulls for the pliers. Sure the advertised “tool count” is low, it doesn’t open cans, sew leather or steal cable, but I’ve got a knife, screwdriver and pliers on me at all times.

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I dunno, hopeing for a power outtage, just so he can flex his equipment is kinda prepperism.

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20 points

Doesn’t read like flexing, reads like finally getting to use your toys.

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As the result of apower outage that generally make things not working for everyone and can have adverse effects like people dying, who are dependant on electricity for medical systems, heating in winter, and otherwise adverse effects such as increased injuries etc.?

Wishing for a power outage is nuts. If he wants to try out his toys he can just turn off the main circuit breaker and get a small “power outage” for himself. But that would be boring because the neighbours wouldnt be amazed at how he sits in the light, while the rest of the street sits in the dark.

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10 points

Preppers who keep stuff so they can help everybody when it happens are cool.

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Fair point. Unfortunately the prepper movement seems to have many people who lowkey, or highkey are hopeing for societal collapse, so they can use their preperations to an advantage and gain of power.

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4 points

What’s wrong with preppers?

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A LOT of them are right wing nutjobs hoping for a nuclear apocalypse to stop the gays from defiling their precious bodily fluids.

Nothing wrong with being prepared for a disaster, but hoping for the chance to remake society in your image isn’t exactly healthy.

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2 points

I missed part of that, but most of it is right.

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  • As Tar_Alcaran said, most of them are really really right wing.
  • …and neck deep in 7 conspiracy theories and get-rich-quick schemes of the week.
  • As Cory Doctorow puts it, “Prepping is a way of playing out a fantasy in which you are elevated to savior status, not an exercise in disaster-mitigation.”
  • The prepper market is absolutely rife with grifts.

Prepperism is a rabbit hole that your uncle falls down that makes Thanksgiving awkward and makes the whole rest of the family worry about them. Not a benign hobby. And certainly not effective disaster preparedness.

There’s of course nothing wrong with having a kerosene heater in your garage or owning a generator in case your power goes out for a few days. But luxury bunkers full of hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of MREs bought from Alex Jones’ online store? That’s someone who thinks the government is all disguised extraterrestrials who drink child adrenal fluid to stay young and and inebriated. Except Trump who is prophesized to throw them all in jail.

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There isn’t anything inherently wrong with having a properly built bunker with all the food and stuff you need.

I agree there are a lot of right wing nutjobs with more guns than gardening tools, but you’re being pretty uncharitable to a very broad hobby that includes just as many hippies and leftish people ready to help their local communities.

Preparedness is something everyone should have, so that when the store shelves empty at the start of the pandemic, no one is concerned about their lack of toilet paper or feeding their kids.

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Theres also one on lemmy c/flashlight

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Thank you, kind stranger.

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16 points

Run while you can. I like to think I am a normal person. But there are so many high performing flashlights and batteries for certain situations that I now have a set of 7 flashlights. They are part of my everyday carry. I have a laser beam flashlight that can reach a nearby island.

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8 points

I have a laser beam flashlight that can reach a nearby island.

I’m going to hate myself for this, but…

Link?

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6 points

7? Psh.

Try 40.

No but seriously, it’s addictive. One moment you’re like “I just need a good flashlight” and the next you’re telling somebody how the flashlight they got from Lowes has terrible tint and CRI compared to your hand-assembled copper and titanium pixel camo Emisar D4v2 with dedomed Nichia 519As you got for like $120 from a Chinese guy named Hank.

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2 points

I love the small but powerful LED lights that can light up an entire room. Was able to impress a few people in just the right moment with those and always have one with me.

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53 points

Your phone can’t put out 4000 lumens

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34 points

Galaxy note 7 has entered the chat

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7 points

It was the Galaxy S3 mini for me. It was twice as bright as my friends S5.

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19 points

Is that a challenge ?

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14 points

And it never needs to.

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It wouldn’t if it had more candela. But low lumens and low candela means it ain’t doing shit past 20 feet.

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16 points

Oh my god I recognized this picture right away but no way did he say something that dumb… Rewatched the diablo immortal announcement and holy shit

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2 points

What happened to blizzard…

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48 points

Every time I see them on my feed I always misread the name of the community. Really weird when I see one about how their dad used the same one and I think they are talking about fleshlights…

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18 points

Family heirlooms play an important role in preservation of history

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5 points

Narrator: the history is cum

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4 points

always has been

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6 points

This is why we call them torches

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40 points

Where the heck y’all live where the power goes out so often?

I’m in the middle of the frozen tundra in Canada, we’re powered entirely by renewable energy, we’ve got snow storms, blizzards, floods and some serious thunder storms and I can’t even recall the last time we lost power for any noticeable amount of time. If anything having to reset the clock on the microwave is the only reason I’d know it went out. There’s talk of moving to a smart grid system because ours is dated, so wtf are you people working with?

I do love me a good flashlight though, I’ve got a couple around the house just in case and one in my bag at all times.

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The US hasn’t invested in infrastructure since the 50s, with a few exceptions

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14 points

Likely Texas, they have a private grid(as far as I last checked) and are prone to rolling blackouts.

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8 points

I am also in Canada. Our province runs the power grid on coal and sold the utility to a private company that doesn’t bother with the expense of upkeep on infrastructure. They built a sweet skating rink though.

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2 points

Energy in Canada should be a crown corp. I’ll fight you over that one!

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10 points

Uh, I agree?

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Energy distribution in Canada should be a crown corp. I’ll fight you over that one.

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5 points

Florida. You’ll be out at least a week or so every year. The summer sometimes can cause outages.

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5 points

Looking back at the last two years, the causes of power outages lasting long enough to do something about were caused by drivers hitting and damaging power poles, the annual winter ice storm, severe thunderstorms sending trees down on the line, and those idiots who shot out the substation last year.

Power interruptions for a fraction of a second are a weekly to daily occurrence. Lights slightly dim and the stove forgets what time it is and that’s about it.

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4 points

In Florida we lose power during storms very regularly. After one particularly bad hurricane we lost power for weeks.

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Weeks? That’s fucking insane. A neighbourhood might lose power for a few hours during a major storm up here but I can’t think of the last time it was a day. I was probably a kid, 30 years ago.

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Where the heck y’all live where the power goes out so often?

we’re powered entirely by renewable energy

That’s probably why. For example, Hydro One uses old equipment and doesn’t give a fuck about maintaining their aging equipment so it all just breaks catastrophically eventually, especially during bad weather. Transformers blow fairly often in bad weather tbh.

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Most of the time power outages are causes by power lines getting taken out by falling branches, cars crashing into utility poles, ice build up, wind. I think it’s great you have renewable energy sources but pretty sure it’s irrelevant.

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Renewables are more evenly distributed, which means power transfer/substations can reroute more easily than when all the power comes from a single point of failure.

It’s not as relevant, but it is relevant.

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Ya we have power lines and trees too… we’ve got ice storms and all that fun stuff too. Tornados sometimes just for fun.

Still don’t lose power for more than a few hours.

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Depends on the severity of the storm, and where it is. Most of Northern America is equipped for power outages. If a power outage extends over half a day something wacky happened.

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