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I figured out how to achieve communism

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Step 1: Learn Spanish

Step 2: Become a medium

Step 3: Move to Argentina

Step 4: Have a seánce with Javier Milei

Step 5: Tell him his dogs think that in order to truly free the markets, the means of production must be nationalized

Step 6: Tell him to stop dating his sister

Step 7: Communism has won

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Comp4 [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Just sneak into Xi Jinpings office and press the communism button.

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Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Me sneaking into the white house to secretly replace the capitalism button with a communism button

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Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.net
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“Up Da Ra” by The Rubberbandits except it’s about how communism was won

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anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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This was a realistic plan until Step 6.

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