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Puppy!

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You mean 小狗.

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No. I’m an American and I eat dogs.

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Then why name him? 🤷

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Cock

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Well, at least you’re honest 🤷.

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Wait, I think they ate it. Bobbitt style.

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Well, at least they’re honest.

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Thinkpad clitoris

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What are you a fuckin parrot?

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Dude that’s a prejudice, have some respect

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Why did you eat it off the thinkpad?

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I use arch

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That’s my band name

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The industry standard term for it is the Thipple.

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Sigh…Pussy.

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Where is my little Pussy, come here Puss, don’t be shy 🥰.

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Crayon

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How old are you? 🤨

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Old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyway can I get a HELL YEAH!

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The only perk to being an adult - you can do shit kids get yelled at without anyone yelling at you 😂.

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Well, afaik they don’t let you enlist in the USMC until you’re 17

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Lmfao. I’ve got some buddies who resent that statement. Same guys who tell me the red ones taste best.

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Found the Marine

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