Large person ≠ large penis
Uh, sorry I don’t have a clue what’s going on because the height measurements are in body parts and the weight measurements are in fuckin currency
lucky for you, the units are irrelevant, it’s their relative values that matter here
“Steroids shrink the tested and bloat the head, so if you see someone with raisinettes and a mariachi head, you KNOW something’s up, my friend!” - Robin Williams on baseball doping
That sounds like Stormy’s description…makes sense, as that’s where Zuck went, probably where Trumpet went too at some point
Pretty sure the Mango Mussolini is just poorly endowed, though. Steroids help* with rapid weight loss as well as muscle building and he doesn’t look like he’s ever done either…
*Edit: other than some nasty if not life threatening side effects when not used properly in consultation with a good doctor, of course. Didn’t mean to endorse steroid abuse 😂
What are these seconds and minutes and what are lbs?
the hamster is so cute why did you have to make this comparison 😭
*wife and they, indeed, also have a child
