the t stands for toilet… of course

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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

That’s why I poop on company time.

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More like boss makes a dollar I make a quarter of a cent

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That’s why I work 3 jobs to pay the fucking rent.

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I pity the fool who misses such an important meeting!

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“If you’ll excuse me, gents, gotta go start an important download.”

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surely it’s upload because you’re sharing the… uhm… content with the network

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The internet really is a series of tubes afterall

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They said what they said.

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