The hexbear is the original member of the cell in <your local area>.

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Be the mitochondrion of your revolutionary cell

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I don’t know what a mitochondrion is but I approve nonetheless

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It’s singular. Mitochondria is plural.

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Thank you for the new word. I love learning new words. Legit made my day right at the end of it.

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My poop is the powerhouse of my pee

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I don’t understand why biologically, but yeah that follows

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It’s caused im built different 💅💅💅

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mitochondria is stored in the colon

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And in 1998 The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell, plummeting 16ft through the announcers table. What’s your point?

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So a cell is both the organic unit, but also a term for a self-contained unit of an org that contains at most one or two people who are able to contact the other subdivisions. That way it minimizes risk if the members are caught. A sufficiently motivated state can make anyone talk, that’s what the black sites are for. Therefore, don’t give people the knowledge to cause damage by talking.

It only goes wrong if the leader is caught, but they only know a few points of contact who can limit the spread by taking action once a person who knows them is caught.

The joke is no longer funny because I explained it, sad face.

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I think your analogy would work better if it had more wrestling in it. Have you ever considered that?

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Have you considered making a better version of it? That might work better.

Congrats on the stolen Reddit bit btw.

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inside every hexbear is a spooky skeleton just waiting to escape

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Technically it should be “the mitochondria are” or “the mitochondrion is”

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Good to know, thanks

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