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Unless you’re LGB. Oddly enough, your right to Cake is still protected if you’re T. Fittingly, there doesn’t seem to be a clear answer for Q.

Edit: I can only assume the down votes are because my comment and links were US-centric. Sorry about that.

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As an adult you should realize that eating a cake any time you want is unhealthy and should have the self control to delay that gratification. Sure noone can stop you, but you should have the self respect to stop yourself.

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depends on how often you want to eat cake

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Depends a lot on your genotype, I think. I wouldn’t eat it every day, but I’ve never noticed any ill effects

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No. Calories in, calories out. No one can break the laws of physics.

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Yeah but the calories that you put in your mouth don’t affect everyone the same way. Either that or I’ve got a pocket dimension in my leg

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Boooooriiiiing. I’ll have a slice of the chocolate please

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Today is the day. I have delayed gratification for over 40 years and today is the day I eat a whole damn cake.

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You know I don’t think I’ve ever eaten a whole cake, and at this point I think I would regret it before I was even half finished lol, but if you’ve got the mettle good speed to you 🙇

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literall–

downvote.

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Your grandma makes better chocolate cake than whatever the grocery store sells.

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Grandma is dead, besides, she was always a terrible cook.

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Your heart might stop you, eventually.

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I think you mean pancreas. Though, IDK which would come first.

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