Maybe if you had French ones instead of US ones they would be markable

I had a brain MRI a couple of years ago and got the same. My brain and your breasts are unremarkable.

The other fun one from reports like this is grossly normal

My last x-ray results was:

UNREMARKABLE BONY THORACIC CAGE

I feel like they could have stop at unremarkable, no need to burn further by adding bony.

Congratulations ✨ but oof 😓