The person that got brainfuck
There could be a version of this where it hands out Bubble, Merge, Quick, and Bogo. It is, after all, the Sorting Hat :-P
COLD FUSION
(One of those is a real ColdFusion tag. Can you guess which one?)
I’d be happier to be a fortran programmer than a java programmer tbh. It’s a great language.
To be honest, the first draft of this had the Shakespeare Programming Language in the last panel but the test audience (ie my co writer) had never heard about that one, so I changed it to something that wasn’t necessarily bad but rather just old and no longer really in use.
Then just take this first draft (in German, but you know what they’re saying) and assume that to be canon instead.
this is what happens when you are hired for the first time out of school