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im somewhat stunned, as im sitting here eating the exact opposite of this. i took a hot dog, cut it in half, and put each half in its own bun.

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You yanged OP’s yin.

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So you made a hc dc and a ↄt ↄg?

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Yeah who wouldn’t want double the condiments? :-D

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i like a little hot dog with my mustard.

or another way, hot dogs are more of mustard delivery mechanism for me.

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^This person hot dogs, right here. Putting in the effort to do it right!

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5 points

Mustard and coleslaw.

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Lmao like that old Micky mouse cartoon where they’re slicing up a bean and a slice of bread

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that’s the magic beans one with the giant

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Thanks, idk why but I was thinking it was the one where Donald is a Nazi. No clue why I thought that

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Is the exact opposite just a hot dog?

You looked at the original blueprints for hot dogs and said “too much protein, not enough carbs” instead of “I refuse to make two identical sandwiches in parallel”. Both fascinating observations :)

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Slice the hotdog in half, cook it separately and then put it in one bun. Smash dog.

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You monster.

You half-dogged the bun. You don’t half dog the bun even if its the last dog you have and starving, its just wrong!

(Pls read this in the “you can’t double dip the chip” voice)

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60 points

We’ve had those already for something like 10 years

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Reminds me of college.

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Yup, count me in on that. Where do I sign up?

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I was iffy about double-hotdog, but double corndog?! Now that’s progress!

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Was about to comment that “divstobrene” is a thing in Latvia.

As always, ahead of the curve where it truly matters.

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Whatever that country this is (Turkey? A Baltic state?), it’s ahead of OP by a leap.

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I think this might be Latvian maybe. It is not turkish.

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Can confirm, its Latvian. They sell those on gas stations. They also had an amazing thing called wrapurger back in the day. Fantastic thing, like a burger, but wrapped in a tortilla instead of bread. Imagine a burger you can eat in your car while not making a mess. Unbelievable

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It does say Riga in the pic

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Riga

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I just noticed. I’m pleased that I narrowed it down to Turkey or a Baltic state.

Yeah, Latvia is way ahead of the world in this respect. Or The States at least…

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That doesn’t look like the bun has the same texture as a regular hotdog bun. It looks more like a double dog panini. Plus it doesn’t have the opening for toppings

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The toppings go in before the hotdogs.

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Hot relish sounds not so great and jalapeno coins would probably turn to paste. I would love to try it with chili and cheese though

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I’d give it a go

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I would too, it’s probably good but I don’t think it would be better than what the meme suggests

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No way, a steamed bun can’t be beat

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Americans cosplaying that they have free Healthcare.

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OK, I see obesity in the picture, but where is the oil and healthcare?

Did this guy shoot up a school?

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They are really greasy dogs

Healthcare was brought up by the comment

The school shooting happened while you were reading this comment

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I’m not European. And why wouldn’t people bring up what America is famous for?

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No one has mentioned the KFC double down so your argument is invalid.

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That’s what happens when you think you’re the leader but you don’t have the basics down.

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Yeah it’s not uncommon in Chicago

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Came here for this and the previous comment. This is exceedingly common here. Now I want a double dog. I wish I wasn’t poor.

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God damn, homie can’t afford 2 hotdogs

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Local hotdog shop?

I need to investigate if my town even has a local hotdog shop.

I’m pretty certain we don’t. Actually we lack a lot of proper food places. Sandwich shops are all terrible, no goddamn Phillies worth the money. No hot dog shop or reliable spot for biscuits n gravy. seems sorta like Minnesota just hates good food

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Maybe you guys have good steak houses?

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In Iceland we call this a Tvíhleypa, which means “double barrel”

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So OP was successful with their invention after all. Good for them!

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If you are in Grand Rapids, Michigan, there’s a little hot dog spot called Yesterdog. They’ve got a secret menu. Ask for a slut dog.

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… you’ve never doubled down before?

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It’s an actual thing you can order. They just throw 2 dogs in 1 bun for you.

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Oh yeah, they’ve got those dogs at this place

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I prob won’t be

What is a slut dog

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Your wife, and don’t call me dog.

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I’m not your dog, fam.

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Two hot dogs in the same got dang bun

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Two’o’dem dang ol’ hawtdawgs, man I tell’ya hwat.

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