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Wait until they find out about transparent

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Or transplants

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Or the transitive property

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Don’t even get me started on translators

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5 points

What about transitive pictographic verbalisations?

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“Transparency” would implode their brains, it’s just too much of a word for them to even try to comprehend.

“Trans-paren(like parents?)-cy(what? cyanide?) TRANS PARENTS ARE GIVING THEIR KIDS CYANIDE!!”

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Or the transmissions in the transports…

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How in the blue hell do transparents have children in the first place??? I bet they steal them from good Christian parents and groom them to be woke!!! Like for a hallelujah, share for a amen!,!!

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136 points

Wake up babe new gender just dropped

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17 points

Is there a newsletter or RSS feed? So hard to keep up.

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18 points

You’re asking for someone to transcribe it for you?

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21 points

Ew, no that sounds gay. Is there a straightcriber in here?

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12 points

I prefer the alternative gender for that profession, criptionist.

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I made an llm transcriber for podcasts. Oh…I also added a translator. Is that a genderfluid? I am now realizing Fox News just kept saying things in a scary voice, but didn’t actually provide any information

Oh God, that’s what woke actually means, isn’t it?

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A lot’s changed. Back in my parents’ day, a trip to the city meant taking the

to the airport to fly a

and head for meetings and abortions at the

Seems like being trans back then must have been such a gift. People would obviously hold you in such high regard.

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Nobody ever asked KITT for their pronouns.

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I’m picturing KITT saying, “Michael, you know I’m a they/them!” in that smarmy way KITT said things.

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Michael used second person singular and proper nouns with KITT. Hope this helps!

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3 points

Ahh the classic gaymobile

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It’ll be hilarious if a thousand years from now historians think that we worshipped trans people as gods.

Why shouldn’t we, anyway? Let’s get on that.

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historians think that we worshipped trans people

I’m sorry but is this not already settled canon? Submit to the faith, my child.

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🏳️‍⚧️🧎

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Wait til they find about the department of transportation

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No, no I’m pretty sure the bigots support the deportation of trans people… They seem to want to deport everyone not white enough, why stop at race?

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You mean that everyone driving a black car is also a BLM supporter?

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Oh man, every tranportation company here in europe is trans or trans. They would have an stroke if they ever ventured out of their basement into the world 😂

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Do you suppose stupid bigots will avoid transplants because they don’t want to become plants?

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They’re fine with becoming plants, just not if it’s trans.

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You know what’s weird? If you do a transplant between trees it’s called a graft. Transplant was right there smh

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