Because everyone was too drunk.

Excuse me, it’s not their fault you forgot to take your hotdish leftovers.

And also, how are your grandparents?

I’ve had it happen to the point where they’re leaning on the car’s window, and I’m desperately holding in the urge to let my foot off the brake pedal.

The south definitely does this

I’m Indian, and pretty much anybody who comes over is Indian too, and almost every time we have someone over its like 30 minutes from first goodbye to actually leaving. I love it, but it can get annoying.

In the Midwest, it’s, “Welp.”

Also, you have to lightly slap your knees as you stand up.

I once said goodbye to someone and then proceeded to spend the night at their house.

Yea, first thing I thought was “you mean there are savages in the Midwest that don’t take 2 hours to say goodbye to everyone they know at big gatherings?”