Mine is that I pour the milk before the cereal. people are always extremely confused by that.

I eat kiwis with the peel

Australians are next

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Youโ€™re going to eat Australians with the peel??

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You seem confused (โ˜ž๏พŸใƒฎ๏พŸ)โ˜ž

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Do you remove the feathers?

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Of course not, thatโ€™s where most of the fibre is found. Iโ€™d avoid the beak though.

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The skin is also delicious, like a concentration of sourness mixed with satisfying resistance to my bite.

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I open bananas by pinching the bottom instead of ripping at the top (because it works better) and people act like Iโ€™m insane.

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That is how apes open bananas too.

Not that Iโ€™m implying anything of course.

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See? The experts agree with me. Your bananas are upside down, not mine.

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As someone who also has to argue about how wrong everyone else isโ€ฆ

I always tell them to imagine the iconic โ€˜slipping on a banana peelโ€™ joke. Sometimes I make them draw it.

If you peel from the stem, it would never look like that. We have so many references that I challenge anyone to show me any media from any time period that shows the banana opened from the stem.

People learn the stem way as children because itโ€™s easier with limited motor skills and just never give it up.

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I looked into this and was unable to find quality evidence of such. I also open my bananas from the bananus

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bananus

This shit is bananas.

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Technically, humans or homo sapiens sapiens are apes.

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I break bananas in half instead of peeling them

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You still have to peel them off right?

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You just squeeze them like a gogurt

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Technically youโ€™re opening from the top.

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In a hand yes. In a tree itโ€™s the bottom

Edit; No, I was wrong. Stick part always down

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Incorrect, bananas grow from the stem upwards making the stem end, where most people open them, the bottom, OP opens their bananas from the other end.

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How does this work with that nasty little stump at the bottom of the banana? (Which everybody knows is pure poisonโ€ฆ TIL: AKA the โ€˜bananusโ€™)

Easy to discard or no?

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I slice it a bit above the bananus and when you peel it it comes right out. Easy peasy

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Yeah, itโ€™s easy to discard if a little bananus bothers you. But I ainโ€™t aโ€™feared.

Also, Iโ€™m usually making smoothies so itโ€™s not much of a concern.

Pro Tip: another advantage of peeling the gorilla-approved way is that you donโ€™t have to separate them when peeling multiple. I usually eat a couple one-offs while the bunch is ripe and then, before the rest get brown and mushy, peel the rest to freeze for smoothies or banana bread or whatever. You can just peel several from the bananus side and save the step of separating them.

I worked in a restaurant that served Bananas Foster so thatโ€™s actually a pro tip. You may never have to quickly peel a whole bunch at once but cooks, busy parents, smoothie artisans, etc. frequently do.

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Holy shit, โ€œbananus,โ€ I am crying from laughing right now. Phew, I needed that!

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Itโ€™s how the other great apes do it too, which as far as Iโ€™m concerned is pretty much the end of the issue. It really is one of those things where thereโ€™s a right and wrong way to do it.

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I run my thumb up the middle splitting it into 3 slim bananas.

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I set my clocks on 24 hour time. Usually gets a comment when they see it.

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Started doing this since my very first watch. 24 hours in a day, why cut it in half? What is 12am or 12pm idk which is afternoon or midnight

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I finally managed to learn am/pm after working with brits for years, but every time they said โ€œafter midnight, past middayโ€ as if it made it easier to remember, I just responded with โ€œafter midday, past midnightโ€

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Wtf does this mean. Iโ€™m so confused. Somebody please explain

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TIL people have to learn how to count the 24 hours in a day as 24 rather than 12x2.

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I remember it as the _M changes the moment it hits 12. So if the rest of the day is PM, the moment it hits 12(for noon) it swaps to PM. In the same way, the moment it hits midnight, it swaps to the morning hours of AM.

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This is anti-confusing.

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'Murica

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French here, you can come viqit anytime and the only thing we might notice is that youโ€™re using clocks the right way โ„ข :D

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It kinda bugs my wife, but I still prefer it to 12 hour. My car, my time format.

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Same here. I sometimes get momentarily confused when I see 12-hour digital clocks nowโ€ฆ

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The real art is doing it with an old grandfather clock.

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My job uses 24h/UTC time a lot. Love the 24h time, everything I can set to it that I use is on that format. Canโ€™t set the coffee machine or microwave to 24h time.

UTC? Hate it. Too much math that changes with the time change and your time zone to get to UTC. Thankfully wearables and phones will often let you have multiple clocks visible.

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I do the exact opposite. I think 12h clock is the only way of measuring things americans got right.

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waiting in line when there are self checkouts available. I just dont like doing it.

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abandoning self checkouts because the machine is yelling at you and the workers are busy elsewhere. they say self-checkout lane 7 is still blinking to this day.

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Funnily enough I tend to find that if you just pick up your bags and walk away a member of staff is arrives pretty quickly. Wild, right?

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โ€œRemove item from bagging area!โ€
"Please wait, help is on the wayโ€ฆ "

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yo I fucking hate that rude robot lady

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I like the interaction.

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I use the self checkouts specifically to avoid interaction.

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When eating pizza at a restaurant with a fork and a knife I start cutting bite size triangles from the center of the pizza, itโ€™s pure chaos and people lose their mind when they see me haha

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I love this. I hope you also do it in an ever widening spiral?

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Chaotic-natural !

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I read the second half of this in Heath Ledgerโ€™s joker voice

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