35 points

what if the trolley running in 88mph?

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With a bit of luck the debris will catch all the people tied to the tracks.

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2 points

air time

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15 points

Then the trolley will fire wheel itself into the future and the people on the tracks will be spared

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1 point

*burnt

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20 points

Then we will see some serious shit!

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4 points

Move the lever at 89mph.

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323 points

Life, uh, finds a way.

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5 points

Yeah, this only works if the two tracks are farther apart than the trolley’s trucks

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10 points

No they mean flipping between the wheels of one truck

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That makes more sense, lol. It would probably just derail and kill everyone then, highly ethical outcome.

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4 points

Nuh uh

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89 points

M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL

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31 points

VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER

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21 points

*death finds a way.

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6 points

“life finds a way [to end]” is valid here :)

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18 points

Came here for this.

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9 points

Gah, you beat me to it.

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24 points

DEJA VU!

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9 points

I have been in this place before

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1 point

I love how a manga shows the reality of the situation.

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47 points

Frame perfect trolley skip

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17 points

Might need TAS

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157 points

I’ve never understood why people have such a hard time with the trolley problem. Obviously, if you pre-emptively move that lone guy over to the rail with the five, you can hit all six at once to maximize your score. Just requires a bit of setup.

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47 points

Simply hit all six with multi track drifting

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26 points

Y’all kids and your speedrun strats. Some of us have poor reaction time and need to perform safety setups.

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8 points

That’s exactly what I think would happen with the derailing technique described here. Plus you might lose A couple in the trolley as well.

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Well sure Batman can beat the trolley problem with prep time.

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Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

“Well, obviously, the dilemma is clear: how do you kill all six people?”

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9 points

Or just do whatever you feel like in the moment and then jump in front of the trolley to escape all consequences.

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16 points

Are you this kid?

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Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

this kid?

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

this kid?

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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2 points

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30 points

There’s an old Talaxian expression: “When the road before you splits in two, take the third path.”

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That could be misinterpreted to mean “turn around and go back the way you came”

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23 points

Which would be a valid solution to the trolly problem…

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12 points

Hmm I feel the urge to tuvix…

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4 points

That’s a different story all together. In that case, there really were only 2 options and one was clearly morally wrong so Janeway had to do exactly that

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6 points

Seems I’m always looking for that third option.

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2 points

IRL physical systems there always is, that’s how we got from horses to trains.

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11 points

There’s an old saying in Tennessee (I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee) that says, take the first path, shame on… shame on you. The third path- you can’t get fooled again.

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7 points

This made me laugh much harder than I’m willing to admit

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