I’m also lactose intolerant, but the devil doesn’t sleep just cause I stopped fightin’ him.

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Get some rest and go find some bacon. Until you can we’ll be thinking of you.

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Is this really a remedy? Like how they say fatty foods and bread help with a hangover or something?

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Maine Maple and bacon ice cream is good

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You don’t need me telling you this, but if you’re lactose intolerant, try the lactose enzyme supplements before and after a meal to help digestion.

Lactaid I think is one of them

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Oh, I took 'em. But I ate too much. It was like a man versus a military.

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I’m in the same boat after Alfredo pizza, some delicious iced Raspberry sticks and a glass of milk (to take the fire away from the pepper flakes that were a lot stronger than anticipated) 😅 popped like 6 lactase enzyme pills by the time I was done and good Lord my ass still has a barking spider hiding up in there somewhere! 🤣🍑💨

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Assuming I have the bottle on hand, I’ll pop a couple of lactase pills every quarter of a pint of ice cream. As I understand it, your body needs to have the pills dissolve with the food. I’ll usually have like 6 by the end like you. Lol

However, you may not be lactose intolerant. There’s also the possibility of having a straight up dairy allergy.

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have some tea.

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It’s almost time for sleep, otherwise I would love some. The caffeine would definitely clear me out.

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Peppermint tea or a spoonful of peppermint oil is my go to for lactose (or any kind) of stomach ache. Tastes like toothpaste, but it works great!

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I also refuse to tolerate lactose. Godspeed.

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This made my partner and me laugh out loud. Thank you.

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It made me shoot milk out of my nose!

Which is troubling because I was drinking Diet Pepsi.

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Out here making the real sacrifices.

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Somebody’s got to. 😤

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You are not the Batman the people wanted. Or the Batman the city needs. You aren’t Batman. But you ARE a hero serving the needs the people don’t have but we didn’t need pumpkin spice lattes yet here we are. I salute you not Batman.

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I WEAR HOCKEY PANTS.

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