34 points

You forgot to put a gas tank in her hands.

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And them telling the millennials that the fire would have been out by now if it werenā€™t for their laziness.

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She threw it on the fire along with the book of lit matches.

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23 points

ā€œThis is fine [since Iā€™m not in the burning building].ā€

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Except we are

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We all are, but baby boomers are half out the exit on the ground floor, standing around drinking coffee and chatting and telling us not to worry as we are all on the 78th floor, some of us on the 165th.

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We should all not vote! Thatā€™ll show em!

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Ah yes, I too like to pretend people said things they didnā€™t say and then get mad at them for it.

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5 points

Better yet, vote for the boomer!

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4 points

Nah fuck that orange wannabe tyrant.

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5 points

They voteā€¦

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Are you saying that Billy Joel lied to me?! šŸ˜±

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ā€œBless yallā€™s heartsā€ - a message from baby boomers to later gens

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