(Assuming the shower is running. Any temperature.)

The best I could come up with was a hot soup, but eventually you’ll get more water then broth. There has to be a better food out there for those hungry showers!

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I can’t believe that no one has mentioned the famous shower orange yet. On Reddit there is a whole subreddit dedicated to it.

A cold orange in the shower is perfect – it’s refreshing, it smells great and you don’t have to deal with the usual mess of eating an orange.

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??? The peel is what I’d consider the messy part. Are people just stomping it down the drain?

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The visual of someone waffle stomping an orange is top tier. Thank you.

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Waffle stomp gets me laughing every time in any context.

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Peel before shower?

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Oh, yeah, of course. that makes a lot more sense than what I was imagining.

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You take care of that part later, I guess. The whole point of the shower orange IMO is to go primal on it and tear it open and chow down without concern for mess or eating it efficiently. Leaving the peel to pick up afterwards probably just gives the rest of your shower a nice citrus aroma.

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going primal on an orange, so unpeel, and eat it like an apple?

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Ew, why would I want poopy oranges

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You make a persuasive argument

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Perfect indeed 🤔

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Something hot in an open bowl sounds like the worst food to eat in a shower TBH.

I’d go with something cold in a tube, like an ice pop. Or maybe a beer in one of those fancy insulated tumblers with a closeable lid.

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I drink beers out of cans/bottles while showering regularly. The amount of water that gets into the can/bottle is neglible.

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No glass bottles please. We don’t want you to star in any internet videos of horribly disfiguring home accidents, if you slip.

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For fast eating challenge try cotton candy

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Do this if you have ever wanted to identify with a raccoon.

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Cured sausage. It doesn’t dissolve or absorb water.

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A summer sausage in the shower is one of life’s guilty pleasures.

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Perfect pairing with a shower beer

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A nice spicy chorizo

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What the hell is wrong with people…

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My question stands.

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The ninja has sexy eyes

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In fairness, the place isn’t called “sensible questions”.

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