38 points

If only the CEO of the Death Star had treated them properly, they might have been more interested in their jobs.

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Their work from home policy is laughable, I tells ya!

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5 points

Can you imagine the latency?

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43 points

Treating them properly doesn’t bring value to the Sith shareholders though.

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12 points

It actually does, though! Employees, much like milk cows, are more productive if they’re happy.

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4 points

Not if the goal of your whole economy is to produce misery.

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7 points

RIP Tag and Bink.

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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away (called Finland) a translator somewhat famously used the word for a hole making tool in the subtitles instead of a word for training exercise.

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I spent far too long wondering “How did they go from training exercise to shovel?”

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I was an intern, my 4th time interning in this field, they made it clear (early hiring) that I was on the short list to get a full time position.

They send me out for some routine mundane shit, that I felt like was make-work (go grab some supplies from a different building, why wouldn’t they keep supplies in the same building we were working in?)

I’m leaving the auxiliary building (100 yards from the main building) and some guy in a hazard vest runs up to me "someone just fell through the roof, go get help. “You got it man, I’m on it” semi shuffle my 260 pound ass back to the main building, “guys someone just fell through the ceiling, they need medical aide”.

The guy who sent me out for the supplies looked at me like ‘wtf are you talking about new guy’ "yeah, this guy in a hazard vest just ran up to me and said someone fell through the ceiling"the way his face went white and he ran for the phone made me realize this wasn’t hazing,

We got the rest of the day off, there was counseling, years later I started to talk to other people about it, how I thought it was a hazing, it became a bit of a gag, when I was sent for things after that a few of the guys would say “and donjuanme, this isn’t hazing”

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If they just left the Millennium Falcon with a stair and some yellow jackets, none of the problems on the movie would even happen.

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Alternatively, Pizza delivery uniforms, complete with a delivery slip to TK-421

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Hello there. Somehow, Star Wars memes have returned. It’s not a trap, this is where the fun begins.

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Other universes to visit:

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Separatist systems:

!prequelmemes@lemmy.world

Oh hey some real SW content for a change (perhaps):

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Please do not post the “good friend” or similar copypasta

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Our galactic citizens have requested more specific rules, so here are a few.

The general idea is, if you’re looking here for rules, you’re probably someone who doesn’t need to have them spelled out. You’re fine. But anyway:

  1. This is a community for Star Wars memes. This means typically screenshots of Star Wars media with some text or context that’s meant to be funny and/or thoughtful. All SW media is welcome: movies, games, comic books, fanart… Other kinds of content, like video links or meta memes (about this community, or Lemmy), are fine as well, just keep it on topic.

  2. We are all friends here, and love (sometimes love to hate) Star Wars. Be nice to each other.

  3. As fans of fictional media, we can be passionate. If you very strongly disagree with something or someone, take a deep breath before reacting. Anger leads to the dark side!

  4. Everything in Star Wars has happened a long time ago, in a galaxy far away, and it’s a rich universe of millions of words and millions of years of history. So current Earthly matters really shouldn’t concern us here. In other words, leave politics, philosophies and convictions behind the door. This applies even if it’s about something related to Star Wars.

  5. Original content is preferred. Reposts are fine, just please limit to a maximum of 3 per day, per citizen. It is recommended, but not required, to mark original memes as (OC) and reposts as (repost).

  6. Local mods are the Jedi council. They may take actions that are necessary to maintain peace and stability of the Republic, even beyond the rules outlined here. Follow their guidance.

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