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Smoke weed erry day

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In fact, smoke 2 joints before you smoke 2 joints

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best 2 comments in this thread.

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Then smoke two more

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epic guitar jam

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Don’t ask for advice on social media

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Have as much sex as you can right NOW!! Because by the time you are 43, its all over.

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43 is pretty young to be putting your dick in the grave. I think you’re doing something wrong there.

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Well necrophilia itself is pretty wrong

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At least someone is paying attention to them

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Know that to everything, there’s nuance. Life exists in the grey area between the black and white of extremism. It’ll help you to not take things so seriously until you know they warrant being taken seriously.

All else is sensationalist bullshit.

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Kidney stones are second only to biliary colic for me. I’ve never fucking felt pain like it, and I’ve got a very high pain tolerance. I had an attack come on that was so bad, I passed out twice between bouts of writhing around on the floor like a worm, unable to even speak.

An emergency run to the hospital, 4 shots of fentanyl, and an ultrasound later, and it turns out my gallbladder was set to explode. Also turns out it’d been fucking rotting inside me for years, and a previous hospital stay failed to mention it in 2019 despite them knowing about it.

So FUCKING glad that’s over now. Towards the end, merely drinking water would set off an attack.

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kidney stones - my only experience with morphine - pretty sweet - apart from the sheer fucking agony preceding it.

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Two things have been more painful than childbirth. Kidney/bladder stone and migraine. Staying hydrated helps avoid both.

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