It took me way too long to figure out what was actually going on in this picture.
Yeah I thought that was his leg for a while until I realized this was old people porn
It’s the other way around. That is him holding his leg, but it really looks like porn at first glance.
Grandpa was the 1978 regional Fingerblast champion in Fort Wayne Indiana
Arthritis put an end to his professional career, but he’s been dominating semi-pro, and your Nana, ever since.
Candidly, grandpa tells his story:
Back in my day, I could really tear it up. See these bad boys right here?
He blows on two fingers like the barrel of a smoking pistol
Yup, these babies made magic happen. I was the ramminest, jamminest son of a bitch this side of the mighty Mississipp’
A tear wells in his eye, as he recounts the memories. A Finger Blast from the past
As someone who lives in Fort Wayne, where is this Fingerblast Championship that you speak of?
visually misleading ads placement
“they knew”
No doubt, gramps is about that freak shit. He and grams have been swinging and it’s brought new life to their relationship. This is them, on the beach at Hedonism II. If this photo doesn’t spark memories of that eventful week, they’ll always have the VD.
Old people like sex too, every few weeks.
