I don’t really care about the stupid “classified documents stuff”, I just think that it is funny that POTUS will not be charged because he is too cognitively impaired.

“He did not remember when he was vice president” is also funny. My son died and I was the Democratic VP was Biden’s main pitch to the Dem primary electorate lmao.

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/1755686479345471962

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GF1zJJtWQAApS5z?format=png&name=900x900

I really can’t come up with a better analogy for the decline of than this election, only way it could get better is if there are debates

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84 points

The corpse of Biden has decomposed even more and ol’ Don doesn’t have what he had 8 years ago. Any debate will turn into a race of whose amphetamines runs out faster.

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pleasepleasepleaseplaseplaspelapleasseplesasepleasepleaseplease

fuck it, I’d even vote for it

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if it happens, it will be underwhelming and presented as far more than it was and a victory for both candidates, screencap me

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41 points

I think Trump is still sassy and sharp enough that he would smash Biden into a wall, mock his “stuttering” and dementia and generally just make him look pathetic

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Octogenarian who has reached the stage of life where memory loss is truly a credible criminal defense vs septuagenarian who is one of the dumbest people on planet earth

One of them will be in charge of arguably the most militarized country to ever exist

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The best part is their leadership is virtually indistinguishable and their policies are identical so it doesn’t really matter who wins, yet everyone puts on an act that this is the most important election of our lifetimes

The death machine is on autopilot and sitting in the driver seat is a formality and symbol more than anything real. The political vultures will still squabble over the seat because their careers depend on taking bribes for warming it

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41 points

Like we’ve been totally normalized to it—the frog in water thing. But by any objective standard, the US is a sick, sick country if this is the only outcome possible for an election. We must look so bizarre to other countries.

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87 points

Time for kamala to invoke section 4 of the 25th amendment. It’s her turn

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I’m depressed that I’m all about this option. Fuck our collective lives😒

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WE THOUGHT THE LATE BUSH ERA AND 1979-1982 WERE GRIM BUT WHEW MAMA

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17 points

4 years ago I hated her the most and now she’s the best option. Make it make sense

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Its Liz Truss’ turn

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If my metric were simply how much I trust the candidate to operate a computer because they’re all 3 appendages of the one eldritch capitalist monster, it’d be a conversation if she knows more than Trump. He knows how to post, but she’s maybe used some sort of commercial information management system as a cop. She’d know bcc vs cc while he needed someone to show him picture focused briefings about important events. I think she prob would be the best of her, Biden, and Trump

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Slayyy queen

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78 points

Voting for Biden’s second term solely because it’s the funniest possible outcome

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86 points

Since I got less skin the game (don’t live in the US), the funniest outcome for me would be trump being convicted, elected, and then pardoning himself.

I feel like the liberal population would implode

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65 points

I’m holding out hope that he gets convicted in some state (Georgia, probably) and then can’t pardon himself so he has to serve out his term from a jail cell. that would be the absolute funniest outcome and so on brand for the US.

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At most three months down the line some ex cops will sneak him out in a storage box like el chapo

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33 points

He will build his own gaudy prison for him and his cabinet ala Pablo Escobar

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28 points

Omg yes!!!

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17 points

pleeeease give this to me

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Then on the eve of the State of the Union address he loses his zoom privileges by posting a death threat on TruthSocial.

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The union splits when soldiers fight Trump out of prison and the libs kneel in congress before shuffling out slowly.

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16 points

he would pardon himself anyway and get away with it and nothing would happen

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11 points

I thought that would stop him of being electable. If I misunderstood then you are right, it would be the funniest outcome

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This is the funniest outcome!!! I want to see the libs collectively explode and follow that up by doing nothing except “epic owns” like “dae le cheeto da white house”

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Did you know that he SUCKS DICKS like HOMOSEXUAL VLAD PUTIN???

Naildd it. Give me a late night comedy show.

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74 points

On the one hand he probably has dementia, on the other hand I can relate to everything before 2020 being a big timeless blob. Beau died in the before time, when exactly? Who can say

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73 points

Can someone explain how they justify a cognitively impaired person willfully discloses and withholds anything? Mayve they phrase the former such that the conclusion doesn’t seem like a contradiction, but I can’t be bothered to check that.

Also, Biden didn’t really have a pitch in 2020. No liberal democratic election is legitimate but the 2020 election was beyond farcical. They propped up a corpse of a man, won the primary by what can only be described as complete collusion with media appararuses, then the general by the sitting moron make literally the worst decision at every turn during a pandemic.

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53 points

He did have a pitch, but his pitch was like “oh my son is dead, that is why we shouldn’t have universal healthcare”. Yes, basically he just needed to exist in order to be the Dem machine guy, but still. He did have a pitch.

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his pitch was like “oh my son is dead, that is why we shouldn’t have universal healthcare”

He literally cannot remember this pitch anymore

I cannot get over the absurdity of this

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He also said he’d cure cancer and hows that lookin for king chuck

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20 points

It’s funny/not funny that this is all a ripple effect of the dems being so petrified of that they had to prop up this shambling corpse. Really they could have let Bernie run with it and worst case for them is he gets in and they stifle his agenda and get to go “See? Actually trying to do stuff doesn’t work, that’s why you need to set your sights lower and be ok with nothing changing.”

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16 points

Right? The man voted to bomb Yugoslavia, invade Afghanistan, and speaks out against at least half of the empire’s enemies at any given point. Who the fuck honestly believes this man craven shite would’ve got the saudis out of Yemen?

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19 points

Covid voted for Biden and that was that

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