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If you’re a dude and over 35 you look like this

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Sorry to break it to you but there are many dudes still in good shape after 35

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Or better yet, there are many dudes who look like a sack of crap but will absolutely destroy you at some athletic competition.

You will watch a dude twice your age whoop your ass at something, I guarantee it. And there will be nothing you can do about it. That 60 year old man is retired and has literally nothing else to do but practice. You came to have fun. This is his warmup.

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Sir, this is Wendy’s

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Blasphemy! How can you look at that perfect hairy specimen and not think that is a good shape?

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I’m shitposting. Leave me alone.

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What other lies have I been told by the council??

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How dare you. I’m not 35.

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What film is this from? It’s got David (Prometheus) and Magneto vibes but I don’t recognise the scene.

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X Men - First Class

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Ah yes I just found it. When shape-shifter-woman is shifting shapes. Thanks.

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i took this personally, upvoted

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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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A manly man

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Yep. Same pictures.

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