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Dunno about a canal in a populated area, that’s breeding grounds for bugs. Definitely down with fucking the car-centric building we have now though.

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Birmingham: Am I a joke to you?

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If everything online English people say is any indication, I think that’s a yes.

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5 points

This is because they’re too south to be northerners and to north to be southerners. The literal middle child of England. Every time you have to drive down south and it’s either pay to take the M6 toll road or deal with going closer to Birmingham, every stingy northerner is thinking in their head “fuck, this is a difficult choice”.

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6 points

Just realised I should have done Amsterdam, as the brummie accent will never not be funny.

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11 points

They did similar things in Seoul (albeit not nearly as beautiful), and I’ve seen them in Japan. You’re not going to have many bugs, because at the end of the day it’s still only a dozen meters wide in the middle of the city.

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39 points

It’s mostly only standing water that breeds insects. If the canal is moving it should be fine.

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3 points

Bugs are good! More biodiversity!

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Why not just make a green space? Whats the point of bulldozing and flooding the land underneath the highway? Did a representative for the mosquitos make this meme?

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48 points

THE MOSQUITO LOBBY

I KNEW IT

I’m pretty sure this meme is just suggesting making green spaces out of former highways, not literally turning it into a canal.

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22 points

Mosquito lobby. They suck.

GET IT SUCK GET IT

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4 points

Same with the Vacuum lobby!

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14 points

No, you don’t get it. The highway is still there, its just been flooded from global warming

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1 point

Also, the river probably doesn’t suit the transportation of goods necessary for high population densities. Maybe an underground rail?

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4 points

You do realise rivers have been our highways for thousands of years?

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Okay, pal, go ahead and transport 30,000 kilos of produce upriver within the next 2 days 16 times and tell me how efficient this river idea works out.

Spoiler: It’s gonna be terrible.

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3 points

The dutch have more than one road (surprising, I know). Removing the eyesore won’t impact their shipping and transport

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Removing a 4 or 6 way interchange absolutely would impact shipping and transport, which is why I suggested underground rail as a replacement.

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12 points

IIRC it was a river before it was a highway, and they decided to restore it to it’s natural state.

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13 points

Okay so in case you’re serious: The water was there first. They filled it in and built a road before reversing that.

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8 points

You mean bulldozing and flooding the land that they drained and paved? It was a canal before it was paved in the 70’s

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3 points

They’re Dutch.

They get all antsy-in-their-pantsy of they can’t see water from where they’re standing.

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5 points

Time to expidite!

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7 points

Message received. Heading to the retirement home down the street.

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5 points

no, not that way!

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9 points

oh, right, its the other direction. Good looking out homie.

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1 point

expidite

If that was a word, what would it be?

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7 points

It’s like expedite, but when your spellcheck doesn’t work.

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6 points

He expedited the spelling of the word.

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17 points

I thought we were just going to immediately live somewhere affordable, then change jobs…?

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My city is planning to make a sports area in a patch of vacant land in the middle of town, the plans show that the frickin’ parking lots take up about 50% of the whole site! They are also building brand new baseball fields there even when we already have 3 right now that’s only 1.63 km away. They haven’t started any construction yet so I’m contemplating a Lil sabotaging, maybe plant some bamboo in that area idk.

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59 points

Maybe also attend Town Halls and find an opportunity to speak up.

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10 points

Run for local elections!!!

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This should be the first thing everyone tries tbh. Many town halls are online these days it’s so easy to do

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A local tower development - one as high as 92 storeys - is also getting a community centre in the middle. The community centre is 8 storeys, with parking underneath THAT.

in short, put the parking underground. I came to say that. If they don’t have a solution that involves parking safely out of the way, then it should fail at city hall.

When the local hospital built a new tower, I was surprised to see they used NONE of the 60-80 feet under-neath the new block for parking. And by parking, I mean 2000 10x20 partitioned but unsegregated underground storage areas that can be used for cars, hoarding of medical equipment in a pre-pandemic phase, or for emergency ward space later. So, everything you’d want to do with your parking lot, but also out of the elements and well-served by power, lighting and security.

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6 points

What does planting bamboo do?

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Bamboo grows and spreads fast and is very hard to remove as it builds a strong network of underground roots. You need very heavy machinery to get rid of it.

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2 points

oh shit that’s definitely going in the back of my mind for a mischevious moment 😈

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3 points

The perfect plan. They definitely won’t have any heavy machinery when they show up to start construction on a new sports arena.

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14 points

Attract pandas, which are a protected species and thus cannot be relocated and prevent construction in the immediate area. Oldest trick in the book.

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The true definition of baboozling

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