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Its fat time right now, gonna eat a whole frozen pizza

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Don’t forget to cover it in sugar for maximum energy.

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ive heard they’re even better cooked

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Nah

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Cooked with sugar for a glaze, deep fried, and then topped with sugar while cooling are my Achilles’ heels ngl

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You look weak. I recommend you drink some 36% cream. It will give you energy and you won’t need that exercise nonsense.

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Got milk?
Or the Dutch “Melk is goed voor elk” (“milk is good for anyone”). Same vibe, different era.

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Well, milk IS good.

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Yes really.

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almost every “milk is good for you” campaign has been government-funded marketing for people to consume the surplus stock of overproduced dairy post-war. human milk is good for human babies, animal milk is good for animal babies.

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And cheese. You forgot cheese.

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It really isn’t, though.

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It really is though.

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It really is though

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The fat time of day: youre really hungry and reacy to eat twoof everything, Here’s how sugar can help. “If sugar can fill that bollow feling. 'm all for it.” The fat time of day’" is when you’re over-hungry and want to overcat. Thať’s when your appestat" is turned up high. To turn your appestat back to low, take a little sugar in a soft drink, or a candy bar, shortly before mealtime. Sugar turns into encrgy faster than any other food. Sugar helps keep your appetite down, your encrgy up -and-helps slip you safcly past the “fat timc of day.” Sugar…only 18 calories per teaspoon, and it’s all energy. *"A neural center in the bypothbalamus believed to regulate appetite. "– Webster’s Third New International Dictionary. TIME, JULY 25, 1969 Busy holidays coming up? Handy new recipe bookler. “Desserts by the Clock,” fits fixing time to e and handling POStage and vOur Sugar Information P.O. Box 2664, Grand Central Station, New York, New York 10o1 3

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thanks, mr bad OCR

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