As asked.

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Completely unaware of my impending fate, in some way that my cats will have uninterrupted care.

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So, in your sleep and then they eat your face while they wait for housekeeping?

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If my cats eat me after I’m dead, what do I care? And I’ve actually discussed this with my friends and they know I’m okay with it and not to blame the cats.

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@athos77 I’m not trying to monkey paw you.

I always say to my cat, if anything happens to us, remember you can eat us. It’s actually reassuring in a way.

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Death by snu snu

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Well you probably starve to death lost in a giant space neandertal’s vagina. Probably not as good as you think.

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Not going to lie, I’m hard right now.

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Thank you, SatansMaggotyCumFart, for your substantial contribution.

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In my sleep in 90 years.

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What about your passengers though? ;)

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Not at my own hand

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We gotta dream big there amigo, stay strong!

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Casualty of the heat death of the universe

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Entropy reaching 1.0 will take a really long time. You sure you wanna be hanging around for several quadrillion years given cosmological inflation? That’s a whole lotta nothing for a whole lotta time…

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I dunno about the guy you responded to, but speaking for myself, that might actually give me enough time to play through my Steam backlog.

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