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I hope I put the correct amount of eyes on in the morning.(lemm.ee)

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Senchi@lemmy.world
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This is freakishly funny. I think I need more sleep

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schnitzelbub@lemm.eeOP
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Unlike Zuck who doesn’t require sleep.

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pickle_party247@lemmy.world
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He does sleep- on a rock in direct sunlight

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stown@sedd.it
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Sweet Baby Ray’s!

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StenSaksTapir@feddit.dk
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Smoking meats.

I’m the meat chef.

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Ostrichgrif@lemmygrad.ml
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Asafum@lemmy.world
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Yas! At least we know SOMEONE around Zuckerberg is an actual human with taste lol

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YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca
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My daughter’s favourite!

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treefrog@lemm.ee
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so you’re daughter loves high fructose corn syrup. basically.

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YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca
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Pretty much!

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The Giant Korean@lemmy.world
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The sugar free version is legit great.

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1bluepixel@lemmy.ml
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Zuck clearly put it there as a joke/Easter egg. I know it’s weird, but dystopian multibillionnaires whose life’s work undermines the very foundations of democracy around the world can have a (bad) sense of humor too.

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Neato@kbin.social
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He probably thought it’d humanize him to be so quirky and silly!

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Whirlwindwanderer@lemmy.world
15 points

What we can’t see is it’s actually “Sweet Human Baby’s” Sauce

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theneverfox@pawb.social
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He’s a billionaire. He probably doesn’t buy generic baby sauce, he probably buys “Sweet Baby Ray”

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Zifnab25@lemmy.ml
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You’d think, with a few dozen billion dollars under his belt, he could afford a better writers room. How much could Conan possibly cost?

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Dohnakun@lemmy.fmhy.mlB
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I’m all for frugality even though you’re rich.

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planish@sh.itjust.works
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Deep Zuck lore.

Is there like a billionaires.fandom.com

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morsebipbip@lemm.ee
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Atramentous@lemm.ee
14 points

The correct answer

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somnuz@lemm.ee
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Sir, not when I am drinking my afternoon coffee — please!

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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Doubles as billionaire onlyfans too

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DessertStorms@kbin.social
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Surely it’s just product placement, and he’s made a chunk of money/a handful of souls to advertise the sauce?

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SlovenianSocket@lemmy.ca
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Yes, it’s an Easter egg. Zuck did a bbq livestream like 12 years ago featuring sweet baby rays and it became a meme

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Steeve@lemmy.ca
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Stan@lemmywinks.com
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Meat food successfully identified.

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Lumidaub@feddit.de
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Even jokes by dystopian multibillionnaires whose life’s work undermines the very foundations of democracy around the world that have a (bad) sense of humor can fail.

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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undermining the very foundation of democracy around the world

I’d say that qualifies as not being ideal. Some of us would even call it a BAD thing.

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Lumidaub@feddit.de
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Wh… What does Facebook have to do with whether a joke is successful?

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Zifnab25@lemmy.ml
27 points

I have a sneaking suspicion that Zuck hides bottles of Sweet Baby Rays around the house and makes you chug them like a frat boy hazing with Smirnoff Ice.

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Steeve@lemmy.ca
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I was at his place one time practicing Brazilian Jiu-jitsu and he cut a hole in the nipple of his shirt and insisted on breast feeding me Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ sauce

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MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz
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“smoking meats” seems like something people who cook their own food might say, I’ll say that.

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zedtronic@kbin.social
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You could say it a lot, so people make sure you’re very human in design.

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Froyn@kbin.social
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That’s Sweet Baby Ray’s. Their slogan is “The Boss is the Sauce”. Did Zuck ceded control to molasses and seasonings?

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zedtronic@kbin.social
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Free will is an illusion created by Sweet Baby Ray

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norbert@kbin.social
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I can appreciate that even billionaires eat Sweet Baby Ray’s though. It really is the best sauce.

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dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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“The sauce is the boss”**

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