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Trump claims 'they' will change the name of the state of Pennsylvania if he loses it in 2024. What are we changing the name to?(www.businessinsider.com)

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WhyEssEff [she/her]@hexbear.net
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WOKEsylGAYnia

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RyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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That already exists but in Romania

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LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Transylvania

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PKMKII [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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Frank-n-Furter for Governor

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GladimirLenin [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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There is a spectre haunting Pennsylvania

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EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPM
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BajaBlastopia

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pooh [she/her, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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They should name it “California 2” to get the chuds really riled up

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SeizeToothbrush [he/him]@hexbear.net
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The new capital will be California, home of the State’s* flagship university “California University of Pennsylvania California 2.”

*we’re also doing away with “Commonwealth”

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videogame [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Castlevania

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Dodging all the Medusa heads on my way yo work only to fall through the stairs on the way in

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AernaLingus [any]@hexbear.net
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Bowling over old ladies as I backdash my way down the sidewalk

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GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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Throwing bottle after bottle of holy water at your boss to stun lock him

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LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Pike county is part of the New York metro-id area

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GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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Metroid is a portmanteau of Metro and Android.

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LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Metrosexual android

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