7 points
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4 points
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Watching team America at the movies, leaned over to my date and said “I promise I will never die”
Worked a treat!
16 points
“I shat in my bed, can I sleep in yours?”
10 points
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In high school, I dm’d a guy in my class “you’re handsome bro”
His response was something like, “you too man I appreciate it!”
We both assumed each other were straight after that, but like a week before graduation, he randomly tells me he had a crush on me. And when I tell him I felt the same, he was like “damn I assumed that DM was probably only a compliment”
1 point
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