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Gets even worse the more years of experience you have. You end up being the solo dev trying to figure out a stupidly over complicated 20 year old piece of software written by a sadist that loves WCF and using tcp sockets to send data between classes in the same project

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Related video, computer things cosmic rays messed up, including one voting case in Belgium - https://inv.tux.pizza/watch?v=AaZ_RSt0KP8

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I know what I do.

I go to ChatGPT, type my problem and copy the solution to my codebase.

If it doesn’t work, I search my issue over Stackoverflow or DDG, and copy from there.

And once the code fails in production, which is always, I repeat the process again to find the new solution which will then fail in next iteration.

So don’t you ever tell me I don’t know what I do. I may not know what code I’m writing or for what, but I very well know what I’m doing.

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This is called continuous improvement. Or so I tell my manager.

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Image Transcription: Meme


People in every profession: We know what we do

Programmers:

[“Awkward Look Monkey Puppet”, two images of a red monkey puppet from “Ōkiku naru Ko”. On the left, the monkey faces right and sideglances with wide eyes and contracted pupils, while the right image shows the monkey staring straight ahead.]


I am a human who transcribes posts to improve accessibility on Lemmy. Transcriptions help people who use screen readers or other assistive technology to use the site. For more information, see here.

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Good human

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You are an excellent human.

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Acoustics checking in with the same feeling.

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