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And then blatantly lying about it.

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That part is relatable. I’m assuming they only did it to spare her feelings, though they should have at least tried to get into it and start reading it.

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Yeah, I’ll give any book 50-ish pages.

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Grill dodged a bullet with this one. This anon seems to be really dumb. What kind of person never opens a gifted book, let alone one that is a gift from a girl? A person that doesn’t read shit, that kind of person. She was clearly above him.

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Yeah I think this is obvious, anon clearly didn’t give a shit about the gift so it’s a clear sign for her to move on.

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Nature taking its course.

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Well, I got one once during a secret santa event. Put it on my to read list and never came around to it. Then I lent it to a friend and he told me, that there is a note for me inside, that I didn’t know about.

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Secret Santa is clearly not the same as a gift from someone you’re romantically interested in, though.

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True, but he wasn’t, she was.

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Could’ve just never got around it. “I’ll check it out tomorrow”, then days turn to weeks and so on. Happens

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plot twist: it was actually a girl the whole time and not a grill

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This has me Stoked

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Anon was on fire!

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I like my grills double for that evenly baked on both sides

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Plot twist: the grill who gave him the book was actually just the lady who works at the books store. The “romantic note” was a receipt for the 10 volumes of Shota manga Anon had them special order for him. When he saw that it said “please shop with us again” at the bottom he almost fainted.

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This makes me irrationally angry lol

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Don’t worry, it’s not real.

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sounds real autistic

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Read that as acoustic and was wondering what music we were listening to.

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People will really say that even the most normal ass green texts are fake huh

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Yes. Literally nothing on 4chan is real. Is it your first day on the internet or something?

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