Weird story, so about 9 years ago we sold our house to a family member, who rented it out. Those renters reached out to them and said that we got a package. We still live in the area so I went and got it from them.

We have no idea what this is, or who sent it. When I search that sku I can’t find much except an article about how Americans are getting sent seeds from China, the return address is from Equatorial Guinea. But even if they are seeds, what are they? Also why?

What you got Lemmy? Maybe put a sarcasm tag on your response if you have a humorous thought. But I really want to know. Google lens thinks they are bugs.

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Yep, those are seeds.

Why you got them? The leading theory from a few years ago was sellers getting fake positive reviews on their products by creating alternate accounts, “buying” the product and to fulfill the shipping status just sending some random leaked address a bag of the lightest, most cheap product they could send, just so platforms like AliExpress had an actual transaction completed allowing the review to be posted.

Do not plant foreign seeds or discard them incorrectly. You have no idea what that species is, and you do not want to be the one introducing a new invasive species to your local biome.

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Do not plant foreign seeds or discard them incorrectly. You have no idea what that species is, and you do not want to be the one introducing a new invasive species to your local biome

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I’ve been meaning to rewatch this for a while now. Does it still hold up well?

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Fucking awesome. and a while back they finally put out a directors cut with the original ending that, for the longest time, you could only see in shit quality on youtube. Just saw that version a few weeks ago actually.

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The image isn’t loading for me. What movie/show?

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It does. The cast is timeless. 😱🥰✨

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For the curious, here’s a really nice podcast episode on the subject: https://underunderstood.com/podcast/episode/closing-the-loop-on-chinas-mystery-seeds/

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Yeah, burn it.

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Cooking them relatively briefly would probably take care of it.

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The label is in Chinese (simplified characters common in China) and translates as “100 rainbow chrysanthemum seeds”. I have no idea whether the contents are what the label claims.

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Yeah, but that’s the boring answer.

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It’s just code for “dark matter from Temu”

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My other half gets identical packages arrive all the time, looks about right for chrysanthemum seeds

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Those little pip things on new tires, you gotta glue them on individually!

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cilia

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They help the tires move phlegm from the inner to the outer treads.

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I just recently learned!

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I prefer flagelli for my tires, personally.

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I thought they were hangnails for tires

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No question. You must be right.

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It says 100 Rainbow Chrysanthemum Seeds

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Well this is clearly the answer… 😁

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All thanks to google translate. My work here is done

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They are most likely seeds. Whatever you do, DON’T plant them. If you’re in the USA, contact someone from your state’s Agricultural Department.

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Could you also just like Burn them or something

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Unless they are fire type, in which case you might make things worse.

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For a moment I thought it was a pokemon joke, then I realised it’s an actual legit concern.

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I wonder if boiling water would be a good disposal method? Plant matter can probably be flushed down the drain if it’s properly dead.

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You should probably Google sewage treatment plant tomatoes and see how the seeds don’t die when you flush them. Aka poop tomatos

https://youtu.be/Ni80nNwOET0?si=bozSxOJvwsx3gcM6

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