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Stephen Hawking threw a cocktail party for time travelers from the future.

No one showed up.

What kind of asshole time travelers wouldn’t want to hang out with Stephen Hawking?

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I dunno, he kind of sounds like he was an asshole.

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Imagine never getting to a future where traveling back in time is possible because the consequences of our actions today made it impossible to have a future.

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Mind blown

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Hitler asked himself this very question

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1st rule of time travel: never try to kill Hitler

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Unless it was actually you that killed Hitler then set is up as a suicide. Then for the love of god, kill Hitler.

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This is great, thanks for sharing it. I especially liked:

Amen, SilverFox316. Although, point of order, issues relating to early 1900s Vienna should really go in that forum, not here. This has been a recurring problem on this forum.

Definitely add a touch of realism.

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It’s either A) not bad enough to send anyone back in time to stop it B) so bad no one in the future can stop it

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