51 points

As Bruce Wayne, he can buy Marvel from Disney and discontinue the production of Hulk’s comics.

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That makes me angry.

See what I did there?

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Loved the time Spider-Man defeated the Hulk by telling a joke, which made him revert back to Bruce Banner.

Batman can’t do that, though.

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Maybe Batman could use calm, reasoned debate and bore the Hulk into reverting.

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That scene would have been perfect if he’d taken his glove off.

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The Credible Hulk always cites his sources.

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What was the joke.

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Well, he didn’t actually complete it.

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Pays for Bruce Banner to have therapy and anger management to work through his PTSD and anger issues.

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Hulk Repellent.

More seriously: prep time, massive amounts of sedatives, or a phone call to Superman to get him to deal with it instead.

See also, any time Batman has had to deal with similar DC villains: Doomsday, Darkseid, Bane, etc.

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or a phone call to Superman to get him to deal with it instead

That would be convenient, if Batman hadn’t killed Superman already.

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Bane is nowhere near as strong as Doomsday, Darkseid, or the Hulk, but I get what you’re saying

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Shoot him with a dart containing a massive dose of propranolol. Adrenaline cannot bind in Bruce Banner’s body, making him unable to trigger the transition to Hulk. Batman beats him up easily.

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Well, movie Banner tried to kill himself with a gun and the Hulk spit it out so I don’t think a dart would have an effect. Unless the release of those chemicals and its spread is faster than the speed of a bullet then it’s probably useless.

Comics Hulk is a different story and depends on how he’s written because Hawkeye has killed the Hulk with a special arrow in Civil War II.

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How easy is it to pierce his skin with a dart?

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Is that how it works for us? Wowsers

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