29 points

None everything i do and say is just awesome

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That’s awesome.

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It is and I stand by that

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Your confidence is admirable. Keep being awesome.

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Well damn, I was just asking.

(Just a username joke)

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Not sure if this fits the context, but once upon a time, I went to the loony bin during a time when such visits there were put on record, and this record (complete with the picture of me they took; I look like a friggin’ Bleach character) is universally available to anyone from my area who can look up my name.

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That fucking sucks bro. Damn

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mi wile e ni: sina tawa pona

text (please read)

I’m trying to say I hope you’re feeling better (I’m not very good at toki pona)

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7 points

You should get them to give you a certificate saying that you don’t have donkey brains

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I’d opt for that if I could, sadly you can’t leave their grasp. I did give them a one star review though on TripAdvisor.

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I’ve been very candid about most aspect of my life at different times on the internet. Health, sex, poverty, abuse, you name it. Some of it while extremely mentally unwell.

But would would actually be the worst is if anyone found the fan fiction I wrote when I was like 13.

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I dunno. It did take a lot of getting used to, but in the end I thought Master Chief and Sonic were pretty good for each other. The sex scenes were overly detailed but serve as an important window into why they work so well together.

Unless you’re referring to the scene with Bill Cosby and the Kool Aid Guy. Knowing what we now know about Cosby, that scene would have gone very differently because he would have added something else in addition to the jello he snuck into KAG’s jug.

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All my communism posting tbh but not for unhinged reasons like OOP probably

I’ve definitely had some very unhinged posts/comments but none are significant enough to remember. Which can either mean I say a lot of unhinged shit or the unhinged shit I’ve said is relatively mundane

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OOP as in Object Oriented Programming? Truly unhinged

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this->GetHinge()->Un( true );

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OOP put Hazbin Hotel characters in Homestuck quadrants

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3 points

That’s worse than anything I’ve ever done

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6 points

When I answered too many questions about what human flesh tastes like.

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so what does it taste like?

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Depends on what they eat typically. Americans taste like chicken iirc

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Lamb

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that’s actually kinda nice 🙂

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