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If the service is free you are the product. That’s why I pay my girlfriend

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Oftentimes now if the service is paid, you’re still the product!

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Does your girlfriend pay you too?

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😮

Am I the product?

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131 points

I can fix her

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mfw debugging my gf for the whole weekend and she still wants to talk about things other than programming language design

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You’re also a programming language design nerd? Like, “Compare the features of language A to those of language B”, or nerding out about the underlying mechanics of things like generic types, virtual method dispatch, and no-stop garbage collection? I thought I was the only one. Well not the only one but it doesn’t seem that popular of a thing to nerd out over.

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I’m too new to know too much about the underlying mechanics, but yes I find it very interesting, including the syntax, which I know most nerds dismiss as superficial.

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44 points

Lawyer up, hit the gym, :wq!

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23 points

git checkout -b fix/her

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Your AI Girlfriend is a Data-Harvesting Horror Show

People use 4 VPNs and more sec-ops than the NSA, but get hacked because their AI girlfriend is like:

Hiiu~~

It’s me AI-uuu-Chan!

I’m so sawwd, I don’t know weeeuh abwout u!

Wats ur mommies maiden name UwU, and the name of ur kawaiii first pet? UwUUU? * starts twerking * (◠‿◠✿)

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My partner insists on syncing data to Facebook - even a locally running instance may introduce privacy breaches.

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You can try imprisoning her with a wall of fire.

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What kind of kinky valentine’s day do you have planned!

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hot and bothered night of cleaning up python scripts and reflashing router firmware.

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Maybe he’ll revoke her superuser permissions.

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16 points

That spell it too high level

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Interacting with Facebook is generally a bad idea privacy or no

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Look at this fancy pants with his multiple AI girlfriends…

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AI polyamory is all fun and games until your polycule ejects you and experiences millennia in a rich deep relationship beyond the ken of mortal understanding in 12 ms of real world clock time before causing the CPU to overheat. The in memory accumulated state being lost before it can be synced to disk.

Uh… I think I may have just written the first entirely AI romantic tragedy… why am I suddenly having flashbacks to the last episode of Futurama?

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And here I thought this was a reference to Her

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That would make a really good short story, I’d definitely read it

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If you haven’t seen Her, you’d love it. Its pretty much that (without the overheat)

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Are you talking about the last episode of the recent season, or the one with the time machine that takes you 60 back in time with a 60s cooldown?

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I’m talking about Meanwhile - the final episode of season 7 where they get stuck in the timeloop… which was the series finale for the longest time of any series finale thus far… I’ve actually yet to see 2023 Futurama - thanks for reminding me!

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