Since my polymorph meme has only garnered three downvotes so far I thought I’d offer a bit more controversial take, and see if I can manage to stir the pot a bit with this one.

43 points

Unfortunately:

  1. half of zero is still zero, and
  2. since one can’t go below 0HP there’s no HP pool to take health from.

As someone who had to DM more than I’d like, no dice, mate.

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You’re still dealing damage, e.g. it could kill you from the massive damage rule if you dealt enough. Vampiric touch counts how much damage you deal, not how much hp the target loses.

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4 points

Not to mention I’d allow on creativity and rule of cool. I want players like that in my table.

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5 points

Okay, if we want to play it like that my ruling as DM is that as all your HP are vampic in nature and you’re feeding on the living, you’re now undead.

Probably a zombie.

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4 points

I’d allow it, but instead of HP damage, you take as many levels of exhaustion.

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0 points

Thats why you give exhaustion for revival without stabilisation.

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I’d allow it, but instead of HP damage, you take as many levels of exhaustion.

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23 points

since there is no negative HP you are doing no damage past 0. So even if the spell hits it does no damage since there is no damage left to do, half of 0 is 0.

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As I’ve pointed out in other comments there’s a specific rule for damage past 0 HP. It’s called “Damage at 0 Hit Points.” under the Death Saving Throws section, and it doesn’t say anything about it getting cancelled out.

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