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While we are at it, let’s make sure they also run Electron since so many companies use it.

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All CPUs are Electron-based, if you think about it.

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The accenture consultant told the CIO it’s top right in the Gartner quadrant… It must be the right solution

Now if you can excuse me, I am invited in the 50th workshop to explain us how they’ll fill the excel sheets in the new agile framework they are selling us for the project. Money well spent!

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8 points

“It’s a magic square. Magic! How could it ever go wrong!”

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Ugh, your Gartner quadrant gave me flashbacks to past jobs and I just want to die now.

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I see you are not a leader… What a shame /s

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66 points

blockchain for state management, TRULY speculative execution.

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I once wrote an interpreter for a subset of the java bytecode in python. The jvm being a stack machine allowed me to store its state in IPFS and reference past states by their hash, i.e. you get a blockchain of execution states. It worked for a hello world program and was slow as fuck.

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I am terrified and aroused

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I’m only terrified

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And AI for arithmetic operations. That’s so brilliant. I think we have a great idea for startup.

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6 points

Holy shit, this guy is living in the future

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You’re responsible for cleaning up all this vomit I made just now.

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11 points

But is it web scale?

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For webscale you might want to use mongodb

Edit: oh shit. This is old.

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Does it require a lot of configuration though? Does it work?

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Speculative haxecution.

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You joke but transactional memory in CPUs is a thing ;)

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