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That’s not a dog, that’s a viper… which makes this a snake under a plane.

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I’m sick and tired of those tbh…

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I first watched that movie while on a motherfucking plane.

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It wasn’t a Monday to Friday plane?

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But… It’s under…so it must be an underdog.

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Always time for another swift meme. And if you are late just hop in the jet to catch up!

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I would normally be afraid to enjoy Taylor Swift’s Jet™ memes out of fear of being accused of misogyny, but my Swiftie relatives have already accused me of that simply because I don’t like her music. So bring 'em on!

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that plane is cooler than taylor swifts plane though

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Boeing KC-135 Stratotanker:

  • supported by massive powerful fans (jets)
  • needs an entire staff to operate effectively
  • mostly liquid by volume
  • flies everywhere
  • I’ve been inside one

Taylor Swift:

  • supported by massive powerful fans (swifties)
  • needs an entire staff to operate effectively
  • mostly liquid by volume
  • flies everywhere
  • I’ve never been inside Taylor Swift. :-(

Yup. The Stratotanker is cooler.

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14 points

Quality list, for real

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For a second I was hoping it was gonna be an elaborate humble brag.

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Quality shitpost, bravo!

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13 points

He got JP-5 all over her new shoes

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That’s Jet-A to you!

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I assume her dog’s plane has a smaller plane to follow it around to pick up plane poop.

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PoopDrone™

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No this is america, you see the missiles that are mounted to the dogs plane? The poop just gets shot to the moon.

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The poop gets shot to Syria

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